i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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