Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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