This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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