Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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