I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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