he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
