is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
