I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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