I must be too annoying 4 u.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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