I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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