she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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