why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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