Someone shit on the floor
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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