i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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