I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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