If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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