Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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