turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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