Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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