U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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