where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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