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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The power of my boobs compel you
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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