strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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