So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i've created a new STD.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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