You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I had to cum in my sink.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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