its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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