i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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