Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You don't make any sense
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