I bet he comes in French.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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