I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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