And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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