Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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