If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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