where am i from again
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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