lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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