I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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