I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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