I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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