It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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