just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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