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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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