I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just had sex on a roof
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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