he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Randomize
