we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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