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Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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