I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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