i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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