i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
