due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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