Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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