apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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