i jhust puked up my retainher.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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