Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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