just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
