I want to stick my p in your. b.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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