The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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