i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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