You're so nebulous sometimes
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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