you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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